Our Sagas
This is the Saga of The People of Gjallarhorn Kindred
The Self Anointed King
I have decided to be king
King of all I see
Beloved Lord of all the folk
But for now there's only me
Last years Empire is renounced
Anyway I lost the Royal Seal
So I solemnly announce
That this time it's for real
I made myself a suit
With fur and cloth and stuff
I think it looks quite cute
And makes me look so tough
Now that I have the look
And know some names to drop
I'll write myself a book
As proof for all the lopps
If I sell myself just right
To those who have no clue
I'll tell them I've the sight
And get me lots of loot
And so I run this bluff
On bureaucrats and folk
You've let me run this stuff
So you are the butt of my joke
I claim the work you've done
Step aside and let me pass
If you don't like it son
You can kiss my royal ass